"If you write a story about a soldier going AWOL and kidnapping a pregnant woman and finally shooting her in the head, it’s called searingly realistic, even though it’s never happened in the history of mankind. Whereas if you write about two people falling in love, which happens about a million times a day all over the world, for some reason or another, you’re accused of writing something unrealistic and sentimental."
remember when the poison status was intense as fuck and you had to rush your poisoned pokemon to a pokemon center and the game would make that awful fucking noise that made you feel bad for allowing such a thing to happen to your pokemon
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
dennys are you ok
- damned if i do it
- damned if i dont
"hey remember that time when you-"
stop white boys 2k14
I CAN’T EVEN PUT MY HAIR IN A FUCKING BUN
you know what constantly blew my mind as a child
in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror
how does the camera not show up in the mirror
actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
needs more fanart
""Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it." - Robert Heinlein"