Just remembering a tidbit from AC Brotherhood.
Warning Ezio did not kill civilians.
Well I’m pretty sure he didn’t kill every guard in the entirety of Vatican City with a broom, but you let me do that just fine.
Left 4 Logic
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist
people who dont like fruit are fake as fuck and should not be trusted
You lil shit say that to my fucking face
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE FRUIT ARE FAKE AS FUCK AND SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED
WELL FUCK YOU BROCCOLI TASTES BETTER THAN THAT STRAWBERRY BULLSHIT
I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from the mail she was opening, she said: “because you’re dead on the inside.”